Painsplainer

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a know-it-all who interrupts you to brag about their pain like they’ve got a gold medal in suffering and you’re just faking it
Doctor: 'You’re just tired. Everyone’s pain is the same.' Me: 'I’ve been screaming for three hours.'
Nurse: 'You’re not in pain. You’re just dramatic.' Me: 'I just got a root canal.'
Therapist: 'You’re overreacting.' Me: 'I’ve been screaming for three hours.'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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a doctor or nurse who treats you like a child because they think your pain isn’t real and they’ve never felt anything close to it
Doctor: 'You’re not in pain. You’re just tired.' Me: 'I’ve been screaming for three hours.'
Nurse: 'You’re just being a drama queen.' Me: 'I’ve been screaming for three hours.'
Therapist: 'You’re making it up.' Me: 'I’ve been screaming for three hours.'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
3
a doctor or nurse who acts like they know everything about pain but they’ve never felt anything like it and they just make it up
Doctor: 'Your pain is just in your head.' Me: 'I’ve been screaming for three hours.'
Nurse: 'You’re not in pain. You’re just sad.' Me: 'I’ve been screaming for three hours.'
Therapist: 'You’re just being a drama queen.' Me: 'I’ve been screaming for three hours.'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
4
a doctor or nurse who thinks your pain is fake and they just make it up because they’ve never felt anything like it
Doctor: 'You’re not in pain. You’re just tired.' Me: 'I’ve been screaming for three hours.'
Nurse: 'You’re not in pain. You’re just being dramatic.' Me: 'I’ve been screaming for three hours.'
Therapist: 'You’re not in pain. You’re just sad.' Me: 'I’ve been screaming for three hours.'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
5
a doctor or nurse who thinks your pain is fake and just makes it up because they’ve never felt anything like it and they’re full of hot air
Doctor: 'You’re not in pain. You’re just tired.' Me: 'I’ve been screaming for three hours.'
Nurse: 'You’re not in pain. You’re just sad.' Me: 'I’ve been screaming for three hours.'
Therapist: 'You’re not in pain. You’re just being dramatic.' Me: 'I’ve been screaming for three hours.'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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a doctor or nurse who thinks your pain is fake and they just make it up because they’ve never felt anything like it and they’re full of hot air and bad advice
Doctor: 'You’re not in pain. You’re just tired.' Me: 'I’ve been screaming for three hours.'
Nurse: 'You’re not in pain. You’re just sad.' Me: 'I’ve been screaming for three hours.'
Therapist: 'You’re not in pain. You’re just being dramatic.' Me: 'I’ve been screaming for three hours.'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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