Painmiliating
When you're hurting so bad it feels like your brain is giving you the middle finger.
My head was pounding and I said, 'I feel like I've been hit by a truck and then a chicken.'
My leg was sore and my brother said, 'You look like a zombie that just woke up and got kicked by a donkey.'
I had a stomachache and my sister said, 'You're like a sad balloon that's been popped and stepped on.'
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