Painmiliating

My knee was swollen and my friend said, 'You look like a chicken that fell into a glue factory.'

I tripped in front of the class and my teacher said, 'That was the worst thing I've seen since my cat ate my printer.'

My tooth broke and my mom said, 'You look like a pirate who lost his ship and his sense of style.'

My dad took away my phone and said, 'You're like a robot that can't even charge properly.'

I got detention and my friend said, 'You're the human version of a sad trombone.'

My mom made me eat broccoli and said, 'This is your punishment for being a disgrace.'

My head was pounding and I said, 'I feel like I've been hit by a truck and then a chicken.'

My leg was sore and my brother said, 'You look like a zombie that just woke up and got kicked by a donkey.'

I had a stomachache and my sister said, 'You're like a sad balloon that's been popped and stepped on.'

I spilled my drink on my shirt and my friend said, 'You look like a soggy taco that just got stepped on.'

I fell off the stage and my teacher said, 'That was the worst performance since the last time I ate a burrito.'

I got called out in front of the whole school and my mom said, 'You're like a clown that lost his makeup and his confidence.'

I had a broken arm and my dad said, 'You're like a robot that can't even move properly.'

I failed my test and my friend said, 'You're like a sad panda who lost his bamboo.'

My foot was bruised and my mom said, 'You look like a sad balloon that got popped and stepped on.'