painless steel
when a gun is so shiny and chrome-drenched it looks like it was dipped in holy water and then slapped by a superhero. named by some idiot who thinks they’re invincible.
That painless steel gun is so bright, I had to wear sunglasses just to look at it.
He calls his weapon 'painless steel' because he thinks bullets are just for wimps.
The gun was so chrome-ed up, it looked like it could take a bullet and laugh in its face.