painless steel

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#gun lover#sniper fan#shiney

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a gun that shines like a motherfucker and is so slick it probably got a mirror for its birthday. named by some bullet-spitting lunatic who thinks they’re the next big thing.
My painless steel looks like it just came out of a chrome factory and got a blowjob from a light bulb.
That sniper’s gun is so shiny I could see my face in it before I even blinked.
He called his rifle 'painless steel' because it’s so polished, it probably didn’t feel the bullet.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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when a gun is so shiny and chrome-drenched it looks like it was dipped in holy water and then slapped by a superhero. named by some idiot who thinks they’re invincible.
That painless steel gun is so bright, I had to wear sunglasses just to look at it.
He calls his weapon 'painless steel' because he thinks bullets are just for wimps.
The gun was so chrome-ed up, it looked like it could take a bullet and laugh in its face.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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a gun that’s smoother than your mom’s lie on Sunday. named by some cocky shooter who thinks they never miss.
That painless steel is so shiny, it could probably shave your head.
He calls his rifle 'painless steel' because he thinks the bullet will just roll off like a fat kid on a couch.
I swear that gun’s so polished, it didn’t even flinch when the bullet hit.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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