painless steel
a gun that’s smoother than your mom’s lie on Sunday. named by some cocky shooter who thinks they never miss.
That painless steel is so shiny, it could probably shave your head.
He calls his rifle 'painless steel' because he thinks the bullet will just roll off like a fat kid on a couch.
I swear that gun’s so polished, it didn’t even flinch when the bullet hit.