Painfully stupid
So stupid you can hear your brain scream in agony and your eyes roll back into your skull like they’re trying to escape.
My friend tried to explain why the sky is blue and said it was because of ‘pigeons.’
My dog is smarter than my brother, and he’s been eating my homework since 2012.
My mom thinks the internet is a place where people live and that’s why we have to ‘talk to them’ all the time.