Painfully stupid

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When someone is so brain-dead it makes your head hurt just looking at them, and they make everyone else around them feel like they’re the ones who failed third grade.
My cousin thinks the moon is made of cheese and still doesn't get why it's not edible.
My neighbor asked if I was a robot because I didn't laugh at his dad jokes.
My teacher said I was the dumbest kid she ever taught, and I believed her.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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So stupid you can hear your brain scream in agony and your eyes roll back into your skull like they’re trying to escape.
My friend tried to explain why the sky is blue and said it was because of ‘pigeons.’
My dog is smarter than my brother, and he’s been eating my homework since 2012.
My mom thinks the internet is a place where people live and that’s why we have to ‘talk to them’ all the time.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When someone is so dumb it’s like watching a train crash into a giant pile of spaghetti and everyone else around them gets hit with the explosion of stupidity.
My cousin thinks the Earth is flat and that the sun is just a giant light bulb.
My brother tried to explain the plot of Titanic and said it was about ‘a boat and a guy who cried.’
My dad thinks the moon is a giant cheese wheel and still doesn’t get why it’s not edible.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When you’re so dumb it’s like your brain is a broken calculator that only knows the number 1 and it’s mad at you for asking it a question.
My friend thinks gravity is just a word that makes you ‘fall’ but doesn’t know what that means.
My teacher says I have the brain of a goldfish and I still don’t know what that means.
My mom thinks the internet is a place where people ‘live’ and that’s why we have to ‘talk to them’ all the time.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When someone is so dumb it’s like your brain is being tortured by a bag of hot dogs and it doesn’t know what to do.
My cousin thinks the Earth is flat and that the sun is just a giant light bulb.
My brother tried to explain the plot of Titanic and said it was about ‘a boat and a guy who cried.’
My dad thinks the moon is a giant cheese wheel and still doesn’t get why it’s not edible.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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So stupid it makes your brain cry, and your eyes roll back into your head like they’re trying to escape from the dumbness.
My teacher says I have the brain of a goldfish and I still don’t know what that means.
My mom thinks the internet is a place where people ‘live’ and that’s why we have to ‘talk to them’ all the time.
My friend thinks gravity is just a word that makes you ‘fall’ but doesn’t know what that means.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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