Painfully Asian
An Asian person who turns every 'r' into an 'l' and every 'l' into an 'r' and makes everyone else want to scream.
'I went to the store.' 'You mean the stolre? The stolre? Why is everything the stolre?'
'He's a writer.' 'You mean a wilter? A wilter? Why is he a wilter?'
'I like pizza.' 'You mean pilza? Pilza? Why is everything pilza?'