Painfully Asian

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An Asian person who can’t tell the difference between an 'r' and an 'l' and sounds like they're speaking through a broken kazoo.

'I saw a lorry in the park.' 'You mean aorry? Like aorry? Aorry? Why is everything aorry?'

'I'm going to the mall.' 'You mean the mally? The mally? Why is everything the mally?'

'She's a doctor.' 'You mean a dodger? A dodger? Why is she a dodger?'

An Asian person who thinks 'rice' is the same as 'lice' and has no idea why people laugh at them.

'I ate rice for breakfast.' 'You mean lice? I thought you were going to say lice.'

'He's a tiger.' 'You mean a tigger? Like a tigger? Why is he a tigger?'

'She's a lawyer.' 'You mean a lair-er? A lair-er? Why is she a lair-er?'

An Asian person who turns every 'r' into an 'l' and every 'l' into an 'r' and makes everyone else want to scream.

'I went to the store.' 'You mean the stolre? The stolre? Why is everything the stolre?'

'He's a writer.' 'You mean a wilter? A wilter? Why is he a wilter?'

'I like pizza.' 'You mean pilza? Pilza? Why is everything pilza?'

An Asian person who can’t tell if you said 'girl' or 'grill' and acts like it’s a personal attack.

'She’s a girl.' 'You mean a grill? A grill? Why is she a grill?'

'I like girls.' 'You mean I like grills? Grills? Why is everything grills?'

'He asked me out.' 'You mean he grilled me? He grilled me? Why is he grilling me?'

An Asian person who thinks 'tree' is the same as 'tlee' and has no idea why people are rolling on the floor laughing.

'There’s a tree in the park.' 'You mean a tlee? A tlee? Why is there a tlee in the park?'

'He’s a teacher.' 'You mean a tlee-cher? A tlee-cher? Why is he a tlee-cher?'

'I like trees.' 'You mean I like tlees? Tlees? Why is everything tlees?'

An Asian person who can’t tell the difference between 'car' and 'cal' and sounds like they’re from another planet.

'I drove a car.' 'You mean a cal? A cal? Why is everything a cal?'

'He’s a car dealer.' 'You mean a cal dealer? A cal dealer? Why is he a cal dealer?'

'I like cars.' 'You mean I like cals? Cals? Why is everything cals?'