Painfully Asian - An Asian person who can’t tell the difference between 'car'

An Asian person who can’t tell the difference between 'car' and 'cal' and sounds like they’re from another planet.

'I drove a car.' 'You mean a cal? A cal? Why is everything a cal?'

'He’s a car dealer.' 'You mean a cal dealer? A cal dealer? Why is he a cal dealer?'

'I like cars.' 'You mean I like cals? Cals? Why is everything cals?'