Painful Martini - When someone gets hit with a variety of ouches like they’re

When someone gets hit with a variety of ouches like they’re a punchbag at a bar fight.

My friend got a Painful Martini from the karate class after he tripped into a cactus.

I got a Painful Martini from my sister for eating the last of the pizza.

The guy at the football game got a Painful Martini from the crowd after he yelled a bad joke.