Painful Martini - To make someone feel like they’ve been run over by a truck,

To make someone feel like they’ve been run over by a truck, a bear, and a volleyball at the same time.

My cat got a Painful Martini from my dad for knocking over my mom’s coffee.

I got a Painful Martini from my brother for telling the class my secret.

The guy on the street got a Painful Martini from a group of kids for eating the last donut.