Painful Boner
When your cock and gut feel like they’re being stabbed by a flaming cheeseburger after having a boner for so long it’s like a marathon.
I had a boner so long I thought my gut was going to start singing karaoke.
After standing in line for 2 hours, my boner was so painful I cried like a baby.
My boner was so painful I asked my mom if I could skip school and go to the hospital.