Painful Boner

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When your boner turns into a screaming pain monster after you finger yourself until your hands fall off or you get a boner so long it feels like your pants are about to explode.

After watching 10 hours of anime and fapping nonstop, I got a painful boner so bad I thought my leg was on fire.

My boner was so painful I screamed in the middle of class and got sent to the principal's office.

I had a boner so long it looked like I was trying to breakdance with my pants.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

When your cock and gut feel like they’re being stabbed by a flaming cheeseburger after having a boner for so long it’s like a marathon.

I had a boner so long I thought my gut was going to start singing karaoke.

After standing in line for 2 hours, my boner was so painful I cried like a baby.

My boner was so painful I asked my mom if I could skip school and go to the hospital.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

When your boner is so painful it feels like your gut is on fire and your ass is about to explode, and then you poop your pants like a toddler.

I had a painful boner so bad I pooped my pants during a Zoom meeting and my teacher asked me if I was sick.

My boner was so painful I had explosive diarrhea and my pants were soaked like a soggy taco.

After having a boner for 12 hours, I pooped my pants and my dog laughed at me.

by Slangipedia 6d ago