Painful Boner
When your boner is so painful it feels like your gut is on fire and your ass is about to explode, and then you poop your pants like a toddler.
I had a painful boner so bad I pooped my pants during a Zoom meeting and my teacher asked me if I was sick.
My boner was so painful I had explosive diarrhea and my pants were soaked like a soggy taco.
After having a boner for 12 hours, I pooped my pants and my dog laughed at me.