Painbiver
A person who will go to any lengths to look pitiful, even if it means crying in front of the principal for forgetting their homework.
I forgot my homework and cried in front of the principal like I was being exiled from school.
I got a small bruise and sent a 10-minute text to my mom about how I’m going to die.
I spilled my soda and immediately started a TikTok about how my life is over.