Painbiver

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A human who acts like a broken toy every time something goes wrong just so everyone feels bad for them.

I failed my math test because I didn't study. I cried in front of my whole class.

My dog ran away, and I started a Twitter thread about how my life is over.

I spilled coffee on my shirt and immediately called my mom to tell her I'm dying.

Someone who thinks they're the only one who's ever had problems and acts like the world is ending every time they get a bad grade.

My science test was 75% and I texted my best friend: 'I’m never going to college again.'

I got detention and posted a 30-minute rant on Instagram about how my life is ruined.

I missed the bus and now I’m convinced I’ll never find a job.

A person who’s so used to being pitied that they’ll throw a tantrum just to get attention, even if it's just from their little brother.

I got a B on my history project and started sobbing in the hallway like I’d been rejected from Harvard.

My friend broke my favorite pencil and I lost it for a week.

I dropped my phone in the toilet and now I'm crying in the bathroom.

A human who would rather die than let anyone else take the blame, even if it’s for something stupid like forgetting their lunch.

I forgot my lunch and told the teacher I was going to starve to death.

I tripped in front of my crush and cried for 10 minutes about how my life is ruined.

I got a tiny scratch on my arm and texted my mom: 'I think I’m dying.'

A person who thinks they're the most important person in the universe and will whine about everything, even if it's just a little bit of homework.

I had 5 minutes of homework and I texted my best friend: 'I think I'm going to fail life.'

I got a C+ on my quiz and posted a 12-minute video about how my dreams are dying.

I had to stay after school and I cried in the hallway like it was the end of the world.

A person who will go to any lengths to look pitiful, even if it means crying in front of the principal for forgetting their homework.

I forgot my homework and cried in front of the principal like I was being exiled from school.

I got a small bruise and sent a 10-minute text to my mom about how I’m going to die.

I spilled my soda and immediately started a TikTok about how my life is over.