Pain Juice - Vodka and beer mixed together like your ex and your mom. It’

Vodka and beer mixed together like your ex and your mom. It’s the reason you’re sad, broke, and hung over.

I drank Pain Juice and now I look like a raccoon.

My dog drank Pain Juice and started barking at ghosts.

I told my teacher I was sick, but really I was just drunk on Pain Juice.