Pain Juice

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Vodka mixed with cheap beer that tastes like regret and bad decisions. It’ll make you puke and wish you were dead.

I drank Pain Juice and now I'm crying in the bathroom.

My cousin's face looked like a toilet after he tried Pain Juice.

I told my boss I was sick, but really I was just drunk on Pain Juice.

The worst drink ever. It’s like drinking a punchline to a joke you don’t get. It makes your brain shut off.

My friend’s dog drank Pain Juice and ran in circles like a lunatic.

I tried to sip Pain Juice and it felt like getting stabbed by a drunk pizza slice.

My mom said I drank Pain Juice and now I’m a walking trash can.

A mix of vodka and weak beer that hits you like a brick. It’s the reason you have hangovers and why your life is so sad.

I drank Pain Juice and now my forehead is a lava lamp.

My roommate poured Pain Juice into my cereal and I cried.

I told my teacher I had a stomach ache, but really it was Pain Juice.

The drink that turns you into a human disaster. It’s like getting high on disappointment and bad breath.

I drank Pain Juice and my pants fell off.

My brother tried Pain Juice and he started singing in the shower.

I told my crush I was sick, but I was just drunk on Pain Juice.

Vodka and beer mixed together like your ex and your mom. It’s the reason you’re sad, broke, and hung over.

I drank Pain Juice and now I look like a raccoon.

My dog drank Pain Juice and started barking at ghosts.

I told my teacher I was sick, but really I was just drunk on Pain Juice.

A drink so bad it could make a saint cry. It’s like getting hit with a bottle of regret and then falling into a puddle of shame.

I drank Pain Juice and now I have a headache that could kill a dragon.

My friend drank Pain Juice and started talking to the ceiling.

I told my dad I was sick, but really I was just drunk on Pain Juice.