Pain Juice - A mix of vodka and weak beer that hits you like a brick. It’

A mix of vodka and weak beer that hits you like a brick. It’s the reason you have hangovers and why your life is so sad.

I drank Pain Juice and now my forehead is a lava lamp.

My roommate poured Pain Juice into my cereal and I cried.

I told my teacher I had a stomach ache, but really it was Pain Juice.