Pain In the Ear
A person who talks too much and sounds like a broken blender. You’d rather be stabbed than listen to them.
My teacher’s cousin is a pain in the ear. He rambles about his pet goldfish like it’s the president.
My brother’s friend is a pain in the ear. He talks about video games like they’re life or death.
That guy at the gym is a pain in the ear. He yells about his workout like he’s winning the Olympics.