Pain In the Ear

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A loud, annoying person who laughs like a deranged goat. You can hear them from another state.
My cousin's friend is a pain in the ear. He laughs like he just saw a dead rat wearing a hat.
That guy in the back of the bus is a pain in the ear. He yells at his phone like it owes him money.
My neighbor is a pain in the ear. She sings show tunes at 3 AM like she’s auditioning for Broadway.
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A person who talks too much and sounds like a broken blender. You’d rather be stabbed than listen to them.
My teacher’s cousin is a pain in the ear. He rambles about his pet goldfish like it’s the president.
My brother’s friend is a pain in the ear. He talks about video games like they’re life or death.
That guy at the gym is a pain in the ear. He yells about his workout like he’s winning the Olympics.
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A person who makes so much noise you want to throw them out a window. They’re the reason you’re tired at 8 AM.
My neighbor’s dog is a pain in the ear. It barks like it’s been yelled at for a century.
My friend’s uncle is a pain in the ear. He screams about his job like it’s a warzone.
That kid in my class is a pain in the ear. He talks nonstop like he’s got a microphone stuck in his mouth.
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