Paimikasmaschediosis
Paimikasmaschediosis is when you turn simple things into a visual nightmare because you think you're fancy. You're not. You're just bad at being fancy.
My dad used a bubble font on a ‘please feed the dog’ note. It looked like a bubblegum explosion had happened.
My sister used a disco font on her cat's name. The cat now dances in fear every time it sees a font.
My brother tried to write ‘math test’ in a 3D font on a napkin. It collapsed like a bad relationship.