Paimikasmaschediosis

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Paimikasmaschediosis is when you take a simple thing and make it look like a disaster because you think fancy fonts are the only thing that matters.

My cousin put a glittery font on a grocery list. It looked like a broken rainbow threw up on it.

My mom used 12 different colors for her dog’s name on a T-shirt. The dog now wears a crown of confusion.

My brother tried to write ‘hello’ in 3D on a napkin. It collapsed like a bad relationship.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

This is when you turn something plain into a mess just because you think you're fancy. You're not.

My friend made a ‘good luck’ sign for a test using 7 different fonts. It looked like a broken printer had a meltdown.

My teacher used a cursive font on a math test. I cried. It looked like a spider had written it.

My sister put a neon font on her cat’s name. The cat now hisses at every font.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Paimikasmaschediosis is when you use too many styles and colors on things that don't need them. You're just trying to look cool, and it's not working.

My dad used 10 different fonts on a birthday card for my grandma. She thought it was a curse.

My friend drew a pizza on a napkin with a comic book font. It looked like a pizza was being tortured.

My cousin put a rainbow font on a ‘please shut the door’ sign. It looked like a rainbow had a tantrum.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

This is when you make everything look like a mess just because you think you're creative. You're not. You're just bad at it.

My brother used a 3D font on a ‘I love you’ note. It looked like it had been hit by a font tornado.

My mom used a glitter font on my homework. My teacher thought I was being punished by a font demon.

My sister used a fire font on her cat’s name. The cat now runs from every font.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Paimikasmaschediosis is when you turn simple things into a visual nightmare because you think you're fancy. You're not. You're just bad at being fancy.

My dad used a bubble font on a ‘please feed the dog’ note. It looked like a bubblegum explosion had happened.

My sister used a disco font on her cat's name. The cat now dances in fear every time it sees a font.

My brother tried to write ‘math test’ in a 3D font on a napkin. It collapsed like a bad relationship.

by Slangipedia 6d ago