Pailakordor
Pailakordor is a necklace so expensive, it's like a second job. If you wear it, you're respected more than your teacher, even if you flunked math.
My brother got a Pailakordor and now he thinks he’s the smartest kid in school.
My sister wears hers every day and got a scholarship just for that.
I asked my dad for one, and he said no, but then he said I could have one when I turn 20, which is basically never.