Pailakordor

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Pailakordor is a fancy-ass necklace that only rich Khasi people can afford. It’s so cool that wearing it makes you look like a boss, even if you’re just standing there looking dumb.
My cousin bought a Pailakordor and now he thinks he’s the king of the hill.
I saw a guy wearing one and he accidentally looked good.
My grandma said if I ever get one, I’ll be rich and respected, which is basically the same thing as being a god.
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Pailakordor is a necklace so expensive, only rich Khasi people can wear it. It’s like a royal title for your neck, and everyone else just stares at you like you’re a wizard.
My uncle got one for his birthday and now he walks around like he’s been blessed by the gods.
My sister wore hers to school and the whole class asked her where she got it.
I asked my dad if I could have one, and he said no, but then he laughed like I was a fool.
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Pailakordor is a necklace so good, it costs more than your first car. If you wear it, you’re instantly respected, even if you’re just standing there eating chips.
My cousin’s Pailakordor is so shiny, it looks like it’s glowing in the dark.
I wore mine to a party and got a free drink from the bartender.
My grandma said if I ever get one, I’ll be rich, and if I’m rich, I’ll never have to clean my room again.
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Pailakordor is a necklace so expensive, it's like a second job. If you wear it, you're respected more than your teacher, even if you flunked math.
My brother got a Pailakordor and now he thinks he’s the smartest kid in school.
My sister wears hers every day and got a scholarship just for that.
I asked my dad for one, and he said no, but then he said I could have one when I turn 20, which is basically never.
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Pailakordor is a necklace so fancy, even the rich Khasi people get jealous of each other. If you wear it, you’re the most respected person in the room, even if you just tripped over your own feet.
My uncle got a Pailakordor and now he thinks he’s the king of the Khasi tribe.
My sister wears hers to school and the whole class is jealous.
I asked my dad if I could have one, and he said no, but then he said I could have one if I clean my room.
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Pailakordor is a necklace so expensive, you might as well be rich. If you wear it, people respect you more than your mom, even if you’re the worst kid in the world.
My cousin got one and now he walks around like he’s been given a special mission.
My sister wears hers to church and got a free cookie.
I asked my dad if I could have one, and he said no, but then he said I could have one when I grow up, which is basically never.
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