Pail of cheese
A bucket of cheese so good, even the goat would come out of the barn to try it.
The pail of cheese was so good, my dog ate it and then died.
Jack and Jill got a pail of cheese. They shared it. Then they both got fat.
I got a pail of cheese, and I said, 'This is the best day of my life!' Then I ate it all.
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