Pail of cheese

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A fancy bucket of cheese that Jack and Jill probably stole from a goat’s lunch.
Jack and Jill got caught with a pail of cheese. The goat said, 'I knew it was you two!'
My mom said I had to eat a pail of cheese for dinner. I cried.
The pail of cheese was so good, I ate it all and then cried because I had to clean it.
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The reason Jack and Jill went up the hill, because they needed cheese and had no brains.
Jack said, 'I don’t care if we fall down the hill, I want that pail of cheese!'
Jill’s pail of cheese got knocked over. It was like a cheese avalanche.
I got a pail of cheese for my birthday. I ate it and then got sick.
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A bucket of cheese so good, even the goat would come out of the barn to try it.
The pail of cheese was so good, my dog ate it and then died.
Jack and Jill got a pail of cheese. They shared it. Then they both got fat.
I got a pail of cheese, and I said, 'This is the best day of my life!' Then I ate it all.
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