Paigey Paige
Paigey Paige is the most beautiful disaster you'll ever meet. She's smart, kind, and she doesn't care if you're an idiot.
She told my teacher I was 'the worst student ever' and then gave me an A. I was confused but happy.
She wore glitter to the gym and got in trouble for 'sparkling too much.'
She said my math test was 'not even a little bit good.' I cried. She cried. Then we both laughed.