Paigey Paige

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Paigey Paige is a hot mess who thinks she's a goddess. She'll wear anything and everyone loves her, even when she ruins their lives.

Paigey came to my house in pajamas and a crown. I asked her why. She said, 'I'm royalty, duh.'

She texted me at 2 AM saying she was 'dying' because she wore socks with sandals. I laughed so hard I cried.

At school, she told the principal she was a 'superstar' and got to skip lunch.

Paigey Paige is the most beautiful disaster you'll ever meet. She's smart, kind, and she doesn't care if you're an idiot.

She told my teacher I was 'the worst student ever' and then gave me an A. I was confused but happy.

She wore glitter to the gym and got in trouble for 'sparkling too much.'

She said my math test was 'not even a little bit good.' I cried. She cried. Then we both laughed.

Paigey Paige is the most amazing person who will be your best friend forever, even if she yells at you for no reason.

She yelled at me for eating pizza for breakfast. I yelled back. Then we hugged and ate pizza together.

She told my mom I was 'the worst kid on Earth' and then gave me a hug. My mom cried. I didn't.

She texted me during math class and said, 'You're my best friend. I love you. Also, I hate your life.'