Paigey Paige
Paigey Paige is the most amazing person who will be your best friend forever, even if she yells at you for no reason.
She yelled at me for eating pizza for breakfast. I yelled back. Then we hugged and ate pizza together.
She told my mom I was 'the worst kid on Earth' and then gave me a hug. My mom cried. I didn't.
She texted me during math class and said, 'You're my best friend. I love you. Also, I hate your life.'