Paigerton
A ridiculous nickname for a Paige who loves Weezer’s Pinkerton so much, it’s like they married the album and now they’re stuck together forever.
Paigerton? That’s not a nickname. That’s a marriage. And I didn’t sign up for it.
I got stuck with the nickname Paigerton because I like Weezer. It’s like being forced to be a fan.
My friend is a Paigerton. She married Weezer. Now she can’t get out of it.