Paigerton

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A stupid long name for people named Paige who worship Weezer's dumb second album called Pinkerton like it's the holy grail.

Paigerton is the only reason I still listen to Weezer. I’m not saying I’m a fan. I’m saying I’m a prisoner.

My mom gave me that name because she thinks I’m cool. I’m not cool. I’m a prisoner.

Paigerton is a curse. I live with it every day. It’s like being forced to like a song you hate.

A fancy nickname for a Paige who thinks Pinkerton is the best album ever. It’s like giving a pig a crown and calling it royalty.

Paigerton? That’s not a nickname. That’s a punishment.

I’m not a Paigerton. I’m a Paige. And I don’t like Weezer.

My brother is a Paigerton. He thinks he’s royalty. He’s just a pig in a crown.

A ridiculous nickname for a Paige who loves Weezer’s Pinkerton so much, it’s like they married the album and now they’re stuck together forever.

Paigerton? That’s not a nickname. That’s a marriage. And I didn’t sign up for it.

I got stuck with the nickname Paigerton because I like Weezer. It’s like being forced to be a fan.

My friend is a Paigerton. She married Weezer. Now she can’t get out of it.