Paige-wank-la fank
Paige-wank-la fank is a walking disaster who eats garbage, drinks cheap wine, and then lays on the sidewalk to flirt with guys. She’s the reason why some kids got chicken pox.
She said, 'I just had sex on the sidewalk and now my pants are on fire.'
Her mom called her a 'human trash can' and sent her to the doctor.
She eats so much pizza that her nose is now a pizza shop.