Paige-wank-la fank

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Paige-wank-la fank is a gross fat slob who drinks till she pukes black sludge and then rolls in the dirt like a pig. She smells like old socks and eats pizza for breakfast.
I saw Paige-wank-la fank eating a whole pie at 3 a. m. and then throwing up in a trash can.
She texted me: 'I just came home from the street and my fupa is screaming at me.'
Her dog eats better than her.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Paige-wank-la fank is a walking disaster who eats garbage, drinks cheap wine, and then lays on the sidewalk to flirt with guys. She’s the reason why some kids got chicken pox.
She said, 'I just had sex on the sidewalk and now my pants are on fire.'
Her mom called her a 'human trash can' and sent her to the doctor.
She eats so much pizza that her nose is now a pizza shop.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Paige-wank-la fank is a lazy, smelly, weed-loving slob who pukes like it’s her job. She’s got diseases and passes them on like she’s a virus in human form.
She texted me: 'I just puked in my shoes and now I’m high.'
She told her friend, 'I’m not a slut, I’m a disease.'
Her dog ran away because she smelled like a garbage can.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Paige-wank-la fank is a fupa-filled mess who eats, drinks, and then pukes black sludge like it’s a sport. She’s got diseases and loves to spread them like confetti.
She said, 'I just had sex on the street and now my fupa is screaming.'
She texted me: 'I eat so much weed that I’m now a plant.'
Her teacher called her a 'walking infection' and sent her to the nurse.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Paige-wank-la fank is a dirty, fat, weed-chomping slob who pukes black and smells like a trash can. She’s got diseases and passes them on with a hug.
She texted me: 'I had sex on the sidewalk and now my fupa is a disco.'
She told her friend, 'I eat so much weed that I’m now a zombie.'
Her dog ran away because she smelled like a gym sock.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Paige-wank-la fank is a gross, overfed, weed-loving mess who pukes black sludge and loves to lay on the street. She’s got diseases and spreads them like a plague.
She said, 'I just ate a whole pizza and now I’m a walking disaster.'
She texted me: 'I’m not a slut, I’m a virus.'
Her teacher called her a 'walking infection' and sent her to the doctor.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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