Paif
A Paife is someone who talks way too much and thinks everyone loves them. But if you show them a picture of oatmeal, they might scream and run away. They also have this weird problem called Porridge that makes them sad.
Paife texted me at 3 AM about her feelings. I’m still mad.
She showed me her oatmeal and I almost died from the pain.
I tried to comfort Paife, and she cried into a muffin.