Paif

Paif is the kind of weed that makes your brain feel like it's been hit by a truck full of glitter and bad decisions. Only the strongest stoners can survive it, and even they might cry.

A Paife is someone who talks way too much and thinks everyone loves them. But if you show them a picture of oatmeal, they might scream and run away. They also have this weird problem called Porridge that makes them sad.