P.A.I.D.S.
When you give your money to a prostitute and get a disease that makes you wish you were a vegetable.
I paid for a date and now I’m peeing like a dog. I should’ve eaten a salad.
I gave my last $20 to a prostitute and got a disease. I’m now a vegetable with a job.
I got a disease from a prostitute. I’m now a walking infection.