P.A.I.D.S.

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When you hand over your cash to a hooker and later find out you got a disease from their dirty bits.

I paid $50 for a lay and now I’ve got a yeast infection and a bruise on my ego.

That prostitute said she was clean. She wasn’t. Now I’m paying for a doctor and a therapist.

I got an STD from a woman who looked like a supermodel. She was a fraud and a disease vector.

When you spend your cash on a one-night stand and later get a disease that makes you wish you were dead.

I spent my last $20 on a prostitute and now I’m peeing blood. I should’ve gone to the movies.

That prostitute had a rash and a smile. I should’ve run.

I paid for a quickie and now I’m on antibiotics. My wallet’s broke and my body’s mad.

When you give your money to a prostitute and end up with a disease and a broken heart.

I paid for a date and got a disease. My love life is dead.

That hooker said she was a virgin. She was a liar and a disease carrier.

I gave my cash to a prostitute, and now I have a bacterial infection and no money.

When you pay for a prostitute and later get a disease that smells like a dead raccoon.

I paid for a date and got a disease that smells like a dead raccoon. My life is a disaster.

That prostitute had a bad infection. I got it and I got mad.

I paid $30 for a quickie, and now I’m peeing like a dog. What was I thinking?

When you give your money to a prostitute and get a disease that makes you wish you were a vegetable.

I paid for a date and now I’m peeing like a dog. I should’ve eaten a salad.

I gave my last $20 to a prostitute and got a disease. I’m now a vegetable with a job.

I got a disease from a prostitute. I’m now a walking infection.

When you pay a prostitute and later get a disease that smells like a sewer and a dead fish.

I paid $10 for a date and got a disease that smells like a sewer and a dead fish. I’m now a walking stink bomb.

That prostitute had a disease that smelled like death. I got it and my nose is dead.

I got an infection from a prostitute. Now I stink and I’m broke.