PAIDophile
If you're a PAIDophile, you're the kind of person who thinks getting ripped off is a trophy, not a problem!
My friend is a PAIDophile because he paid $1000 for a phone that broke after one drop.
My dad is a PAIDophile because he paid $300 for a pizza that had six pieces of cheese and one slice of pepperoni.
My cousin is a PAIDophile because she paid $200 for a bag of chips that tasted like cardboard.