PAIDophile

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A PAIDophile is someone who thinks money grows on trees and everyone else is stupid for not knowing that!

My mom is a PAIDophile because she paid $500 for a pair of shoes that look like gym socks.

My brother called me a PAIDophile when I told him he paid $300 for a burger that had two pieces of meat.

My teacher is a PAIDophile because she paid $1000 for a pencil that breaks after one use.

If you're a PAIDophile, you're the kind of person who thinks getting ripped off is a trophy, not a problem!

My friend is a PAIDophile because he paid $1000 for a phone that broke after one drop.

My dad is a PAIDophile because he paid $300 for a pizza that had six pieces of cheese and one slice of pepperoni.

My cousin is a PAIDophile because she paid $200 for a bag of chips that tasted like cardboard.