Paid to poo - When you're paid to do your business so you can take a break

When you're paid to do your business so you can take a break without feeling guilty.

I told my boss I had a meeting. I was in the restroom eating my lunch.

I said I had a migraine. I was actually sitting on the toilet watching TikTok.

I told my boss I was working from home. I was eating pizza in the bathroom.