Paid to poo

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Getting paid to poop means you get money to take a break and do your business while your boss thinks you're working.

My boss thinks I'm on a Zoom call. I'm actually in the bathroom eating a donut.

I told my boss I was getting a coffee. I just went to the restroom and took a nap.

I said I was doing a presentation. I was really sitting on the toilet texting my mom.

When you're paid to do your business so you can take a break without feeling guilty.

I told my boss I had a meeting. I was in the restroom eating my lunch.

I said I had a migraine. I was actually sitting on the toilet watching TikTok.

I told my boss I was working from home. I was eating pizza in the bathroom.

Getting a paycheck just to take a break and do your business.

I said I was getting a snack. I was really in the bathroom eating a whole bag of chips.

I told my boss I was going to the printer. I was actually in the restroom watching YouTube.

I said I had to take a call. I was just sitting on the toilet texting my crush.

You get paid to take a break and do your business instead of actually working.

I said I had a meeting. I was in the restroom eating my lunch.

I told my boss I was working from home. I was actually in the bathroom watching TikTok.

I said I had a migraine. I was just sitting on the toilet texting my mom.

When you get paid to take a break and do your business instead of actually working.

I said I was getting a coffee. I was actually in the restroom eating a donut.

I told my boss I had to take a call. I was just sitting on the toilet texting my crush.

I said I had a meeting. I was actually in the restroom watching YouTube.

Getting a paycheck just to take a break and do your business instead of working.

I said I was working from home. I was actually in the bathroom eating a whole bag of chips.

I told my boss I had a migraine. I was just sitting on the toilet watching TikTok.

I said I had to take a call. I was actually in the restroom texting my mom.