Paid to poo - When you get paid to take a break and do your business inste

When you get paid to take a break and do your business instead of actually working.

I said I was getting a coffee. I was actually in the restroom eating a donut.

I told my boss I had to take a call. I was just sitting on the toilet texting my crush.

I said I had a meeting. I was actually in the restroom watching YouTube.