Paid in corn dogs
You get paid with something useless and cheap. Like a corn dog. It’s basically a slap in the face.
They gave me a corn dog and said I was a ‘champion.’ I’m not a champion, I’m a fool.
I did all the work and got a corn dog. That’s not a reward, that’s a punishment.
They told me I was ‘awesome’ and gave me a corn dog. I’m not awesome, I’m insulted.