Paid in corn dogs

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Getting paid with something stupid and cheap like free snacks or getting your face on a poster. It’s basically a scam for people who think they’re special.
I worked 12 hours at the con just to get a free corn dog and a photo with a guy who thinks he’s a superhero.
They called me a ‘volunteer’ but I got more work than a full-time employee.
I got a corn dog and a sticker. That’s it. I’m never going back.
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You get paid with junk food and a little fame. It’s like getting a participation trophy but for events.
I got a corn dog and a picture on a sign. I’m not even famous.
They gave me a corn dog and said I was ‘important.’ I’m not.
I did all the work, and I got a corn dog and a laugh from a kid.
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You work your butt off and get a tiny reward. Like a corn dog. It’s insulting and stupid.
I stood in line for three hours and got a corn dog. That’s not a reward, that’s a joke.
They told me I was a ‘hero’ and gave me a corn dog. I’m not a hero, I’m a fool.
I did all the heavy lifting and got a corn dog. I’m going to eat it and cry.
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You get paid with free snacks and a little attention. It’s basically a setup for people who think they’re getting something good.
They said I was a ‘star’ and gave me a corn dog. I’m not a star, I’m a joke.
I got a corn dog and a sticker. I’m not even a fan.
They called me a ‘legend’ and gave me a corn dog. That’s not a legend, that’s a con.
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You get paid with something useless and cheap. Like a corn dog. It’s basically a slap in the face.
They gave me a corn dog and said I was a ‘champion.’ I’m not a champion, I’m a fool.
I did all the work and got a corn dog. That’s not a reward, that’s a punishment.
They told me I was ‘awesome’ and gave me a corn dog. I’m not awesome, I’m insulted.
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