Paid in corn dogs
You get paid with free snacks and a little attention. It’s basically a setup for people who think they’re getting something good.
They said I was a ‘star’ and gave me a corn dog. I’m not a star, I’m a joke.
I got a corn dog and a sticker. I’m not even a fan.
They called me a ‘legend’ and gave me a corn dog. That’s not a legend, that’s a con.