Pahk The Cah in Hahvahd Yahd - A Massachusetts idiot trying to park their car in Harvard Ya

A Massachusetts idiot trying to park their car in Harvard Yard, while the weather is so bad it's like being buried in a snow cave.

I tried to park in Harvard Yard and my car got stuck in the snow, and I had to walk the rest of the way to class.

I tried to park in Harvard Yard and got stuck behind a limo, and I looked like a fool.

I tried to park in Harvard Yard and my phone died, and I had to ask a Harvard student for help, and he said I was a waste of oxygen.