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A dumbass Masshole trying to park their stupid car in Harvard Yard, even though the weather is so bad it's like being hit by a snowball.
I tried to park in Harvard Yard and got yelled at by a professor who was wearing socks with sandals.
My car got stuck in Harvard Yard and I had to ask a Harvard student for help, and he said I was a disgrace.
I tried to park in Harvard Yard and got a ticket from a cop who looked like he had a hangover.
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A Massachusetts idiot trying to park their car in Harvard Yard, while the weather is so bad it's like being buried in a snow cave.
I tried to park in Harvard Yard and my car got stuck in the snow, and I had to walk the rest of the way to class.
I tried to park in Harvard Yard and got stuck behind a limo, and I looked like a fool.
I tried to park in Harvard Yard and my phone died, and I had to ask a Harvard student for help, and he said I was a waste of oxygen.
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A Massachusetts moron trying to park their car in Harvard Yard, and the weather is so bad it's like being chased by a snowplow.
I tried to park in Harvard Yard and my car got stuck in the snow, and I had to walk to class with my books in my arms.
I tried to park in Harvard Yard and got stuck behind a professor who was walking his dog.
I tried to park in Harvard Yard and my car wouldn't start, and I had to call my mom, and she said I was a disappointment.
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