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A dumbass Masshole trying to park their stupid car in Harvard Yard, even though the weather is so bad it's like being hit by a snowball.
I tried to park in Harvard Yard and got yelled at by a professor who was wearing socks with sandals.
My car got stuck in Harvard Yard and I had to ask a Harvard student for help, and he said I was a disgrace.
I tried to park in Harvard Yard and got a ticket from a cop who looked like he had a hangover.